alice-jpeg:

i know I don’t have to walk on my knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting but like I think i will anyway

like yes I could let the soft animal of my body love what it loves, but this is easier

intactics:

caught you containing multitudes bro lmao i love every glittering facet

castielsparkle:

‘why did scoobynatural get made’ because dean deserved to play scooby doo toys. it was fun for him

magdaclaire:

i forgot about you can’t be gay you drive a motorcycle. then cas arrived. with his motorcycle helmet. you can’t be gay you drive a motorcycle

queermania:

queermania:

queermania:

queermania:

queermania:

dean winchester is a tulpa

john said, “i have a son. he is such a good son. he’s a ladies man and he has perfect aim. he keeps sammy fed. he keeps him safe. he doesn’t talk back and he follows orders. he’s a good soldier. he’s my son.”

sam said, “i have a big brother. he is such a good brother. he’s a womanizer and he shoots to kill. he eats burgers and he keeps me safe. he never talked back and he always followed orders. he was a good soldier. he’s my brother.”

mary said, “i have a son. he is my sweet baby boy and the angels are watching over him.”

castiel said, “there’s a man but he’s not mine. he deserves to be saved. i think i’d like to know more.”

thebibliosphere:

vaspider:

digitaldiscipline:

x-cetra:

zoethehead:

for the redditors coming here, this is how we spread news of important events in the world, with a Destiel meme

For everybody who’s been here a while and felt like Wiley E. Coyote just after running off the edge of the cliff when they scrolled down to find nothing below

@thebibliosphere

Thanks, I hate it.

azertyhug:

sleepy-bebby:

ALT

kot gacek may be observing the resurrection

grorges:

this is SO dumb but take it. the idea just decided to eat my brain

tornadocountrymp3:

in a world where the destiel spn sniper is real, saying out loud that dean is in love with cas and that the love was reciprocated is akin to revolution

swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact:

Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

arienai:

girl help my Shoulder Angel and Shoulder Devil just realized they’re both girls and they’re doing yuri right next to my ear while I’m trying to eat

dean-mikaelson:

It’s INSANE that they wanted, THEY WROTE dean saying I love you to cas in season 8 because that’s the same season dean spent ONE WHOLE YEAR in purgatory, a place that made his intentions pure, praying and looking for cas. It’s like… he had time to think… about his feelings… and came to a conclusion… that he’s in lo- [GUNSHOT]

heehoothefool:

ghost–bot:

cheddar-baby:

cheddar-baby:

What the sneef? I’m snorfin’ here!

Hey? You doin alright @ghost–bot ??

froodette:

keepcalmandcarriefischer:

hotchocolatenotsex:

keepcalmandcarriefischer:

Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

no way i must have missed an update!

The Epaulette shark is only about 9 million years old as a species, making it the most recent branch in the shark family. And it is slowly but surely evolving into a land animal

You know what to do boys

runcibility:

Three of the biggest Reddit communities reopened in the funniest way possible

“All posts must be images of John Oliver looking sexy.”

The Verge

In case you haven’t been keeping up with the latest in Reddit drama:

• CEO backhandedly threatens to seize control of shuttered subreddits that are protesting, by replacing the mods with more pliable/amenable ones
• He couches this as the need to respect the will of the people, because the entire narrative he’s been spinning is that only a few people are ruining the site for everyone
• He also de-legitmizes all the hard work mods have done cultivating and maintaining popular subreddits by equating them to “landed gentry”
• Some subreddits (like r/apple) reopen under duress, because they don’t want to have their hard-earned communities stolen from them
• Others (r/gifs, r/aww, r/pics) decide to go the malicious compliance route. After all, if this is all about respecting the will of the people, then let’s by all means give them the same sort of narrow pathway forward that the CEO himself is offering
• They put up polls with 2 choices: Either everything goes back to the way it was before the protests, or every post must be John-Oliver-related (i.e., sexy pics of John Oliver, gifsets of John Oliver, etc etc etc)
• I mean after all, let’s give the people choice, just the sort of choice you’re offering mister CEO?
• John Oliver wins in a landslide
• Meanwhile, John Oliver - who has been conspicuously silent on Twitter since May1st (as he respects the writer’s strike) - breaks his silence to give blessing.
• He doesn’t just give blessing though - he starts supplying embarrassing photos of himself to stoke things
• The people have spoken